No meal service, no leg room, and a broken quiver. Thanks United!

As you’ll see if you read most of the other staff’s blogs, we had a great time in the Outer Banks at ESA Easterns. I flew in after everyone, on wednesday, though I got stuck in Nag’s Head for a night on the way down because the storm had forced the closure of highway 12 in Rodanthe. But, I finally got there, amped to get a few of Buxton’s famous brown barrels. Well, I didn’t get any, but had fun getting smashed by some thumping Outer Banks surf. And my boards survived the sandbar dredgers, which is more than i can say for some other people. I saw at least ten broken boards on Saturday alone, and actually watched Shon Lassiter from Rusty snap his board right in front of me on a meaty one.

Aaaanyways, my boards lived through it all …. so I thought. Just before checking in for the flight home, I re-packed my two boards, and they were in tip-top shape. Anyone who knows me is well aware that I’m a meticulous little bastard, so believe me, they were well packed; bubble wrap around the fins (one board had glass-ons), towel in between the two, a wetsuit wrapped around the noses of the boards, and the whole thing sheathed in bubble wrap for an added layer of extra protection.

When I got off the plane and picked up my boardbag, there weren’t any big scratches or trauma to the outside of the bag, so I didn’t tear into it for a status check. Not until two days later did I unzip my bag, when is when the cussing and yelling a started. My fresh 6′0″ Xandadu was destroyed; two of the three fins snapped, the tail broken in half between the fins, and a giant divot out of the tail. “FUCKERS!!!!” I screamed. Well, at least my Lee Stacey 6’2” step up is fine, I thought. On further inspection, it had a big wound too, looked like someone had swung it on to the corner of a sharp table. That board will live with a trip to the ER, but the Xanadu is a total loss. It’d cost about the same to fix it as I paid for the board, which ironically is about what United charged me for bringing it. I’ve been traveling with surfboards for more than twenty years, and I’ve had some little dings here and there, but this is the first time I’ve ever had boards get this f—ked up. Something needs to be done.


So I’m going to be making a claim with United Airlines today, I’ll let you guys know how it works out and if I learn any pointers that I might be able to pass on in case anyone else has this happen. And if anyone reading this had made a successful claim against an airline for board damage, hit me with your winning strategy in the comments section below.