I dunno if this thing works or not, one of the sales guys dropped it off in the heat off summer so I haven’t had reason to try it until recently. It’s a battery powered heat belt by Hotsuits that you wear inside your wettie to keep you warm. Now that the water’s cooled down I’ll have the chance to give it a shot. The main question everyone that picks it up asks is, “Yeah, but does the electric field attract sharks?” I hope to hell not … But I’ll report back in a bit after I try it out. If you don’t see an updated blog from me for a few weeks (yes, I know the last one was up for a while), you should assume I was eaten by whitey.

Oh, for the photo I tacked the belt up on the wall in my office, next to a spicy calendar someone gave me. If the heat belt doesn’t do it for you, maybe Miss October will.